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A sign in the clubhouse at the local golf links “Refrain from washing your dirty balls in the sink” Now how is that possible Screams would be audible Injuries can occur hoisting 'em up, methinks (Thanks, Thomas)

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Date: 4/20/2018 9:01:00 PM
This is hilarious!!! Love it !!! Good job...and thanks for making me spill my coffee!!! ha ha!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/21/2018 7:32:00 AM
OOPS sorry, dear Carrie... LOL!!! Happy day from Happy Jack XOX
Date: 4/20/2018 11:55:00 AM
Hello Jack, Thank you for the chuckle today. Enjoyed this poem. have a nice day my friend.xxxx-ooo.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 4/20/2018 8:10:00 PM
Will do my friend. xxx-000 Have a nice evening my friend.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/20/2018 1:06:00 PM
Keep coming back... got lots more giggles!!! Love, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 4/20/2018 7:08:00 AM
Below should also state...Goats not allowed...All the best...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/20/2018 7:21:00 AM
So you're getting into this too!!! LOL
Date: 4/20/2018 6:56:00 AM
Couldn't answer that question, I'm a woman you know! Maria xox
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/20/2018 7:06:00 AM
Well, that's kinda obvious I'd say... AND WHATTA A WOMAN!!! YUM! Love, Happy Jack XOXOX
Date: 4/20/2018 6:40:00 AM
hah glad you liked it Jack
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/20/2018 6:46:00 AM
Whatta team eh!!! Happy day from Happy Jack!!!
Date: 4/20/2018 6:35:00 AM
LOL!!! A good one! If they could manage the “hole in one” ...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/20/2018 6:44:00 AM
LOL good morning dear Kim... love, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 4/20/2018 6:34:00 AM
Heh, heh heh heh. <3
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/20/2018 6:42:00 AM
Don't blame me!!! LOL Good Morning my Ottawa sweetie!!! Love, Happy Jack XOX

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