Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Funny Signs 1

A sign in the clubhouse at the local golf links
“Refrain from washing your dirty balls in the sink”
Now how is that possible
Screams would be audible
Injuries can occur hoisting 'em up, methinks

(Thanks, Thomas)

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Carrie Richards April 20, 2018 at 9:01 PM This is hilarious!!! Love it !!! Good job...and thanks for making me spill my coffee!!! ha ha!! Jack Ellison April 21, 2018 at 7:32 AM OOPS sorry, dear Carrie... LOL!!! Happy day from Happy Jack XOX

Darlene De Beaulieu April 20, 2018 at 11:55 AM Hello Jack, Thank you for the chuckle today. Enjoyed this poem. have a nice day my friend.xxxx-ooo. Darlene De Beaulieu April 20, 2018 at 8:10 PM Will do my friend. xxx-000 Have a nice evening my friend. Jack Ellison April 20, 2018 at 1:06 PM Keep coming back... got lots more giggles!!! Love, Happy Jack XOX

Arturo Michael April 20, 2018 at 7:08 AM Below should also state...Goats not allowed...All the best... Jack Ellison April 20, 2018 at 7:21 AM So you're getting into this too!!! LOL

Maria Williams April 20, 2018 at 6:56 AM Couldn't answer that question, I'm a woman you know! Maria xox Jack Ellison April 20, 2018 at 7:06 AM Well, that's kinda obvious I'd say... AND WHATTA A WOMAN!!! YUM! Love, Happy Jack XOXOX

Tom Cunningham April 20, 2018 at 6:40 AM hah glad you liked it Jack Jack Ellison April 20, 2018 at 6:46 AM Whatta team eh!!! Happy day from Happy Jack!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart April 20, 2018 at 6:34 AM Heh, heh heh heh. <3 Jack Ellison April 20, 2018 at 6:42 AM Don't blame me!!! LOL Good Morning my Ottawa sweetie!!! Love, Happy Jack XOX