Funny Haiku's From Captain Mike
I don't know what to think about Haiku's. Haiku!
it's kinda like a sneeze
haiku kinda sounds like hah chooo
so then ka-zunn-tite!
She's giving me a back rub Haiku!
I need to fart bad
if I do she won't rub me
jeeze I shat my self
The Divine Plan of Nature Haiku!
just for the butt hole
turds are tapered on the ends
so it don't slam shut
The One and Only Law Needed for the World to get Along! Haiku!
Everyone is free
so long as they don't take that
right from someone else
by Capt Mike
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