Funny Cracker Jacks

My good friend Zac decided to make a crack about me writing poems so I figured I would show em about what it really meant to be a true poet so instead of just running my mouth I would shut him up and show it As he began to say a poem that was to me,mean and cruel a cat grabbed him by his tongue and made him look like a fool Now this man they call Zac he tells many women lies some say he's womanizer some say he destroys lives but with all this reputation don't misconfuse my interpretation for this man is my friend many say he's a good hand with the imagination of a 4 yr old He truly believes He's full electric volts and only ask when you shake his hand you act like your shocked and die like a man I know that makes no sense He told me to put it in Like I told you all before This man is my friend Like funny Cracker jacks they show there true colors they only feel better when they tease and taunt another So if you see my friend Zac ever walking down the street Please O god punch him in the face and please say it was from me