Funny Cracker Jacks

My good friend Zac
decided to make a crack
about me writing poems
so I figured I would show em
about what it really meant
to be a true poet
so instead of  just running my mouth
I would shut him up and show it

As he began to say a poem
 that was to me,mean and cruel
a cat grabbed him by his tongue
and made him look like a fool

Now this man they call Zac
he tells many women lies
some say he's womanizer
some say he destroys lives
 
but with all this reputation
don't  misconfuse my interpretation
for this man is my friend
many say he's a good hand

with the imagination of a 4 yr old
He truly believes
He's full electric volts
and only ask
when you shake his hand
you act like your shocked
and die like a man

I know that makes no sense
He told me to put it in
Like I told you all before
This man is my friend

Like funny Cracker jacks
they show there true colors
they only feel better
when they tease and taunt another

So if you see my friend Zac
ever walking down the street
Please  O god punch him in the face
and please say it was from me

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009



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Date: 7/27/2009 4:30:00 AM
nice write. enjoyed reading it. always, cherica lynn <3
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Date: 7/19/2009 11:44:00 AM
Interesting. Sara
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Date: 7/19/2009 10:52:00 AM
That will be one sore dude by the time he makes it back home....enjoyed this very much, thanks!-AA
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