Frustrating Men,Nagging Women
Why are men so frustrating?
Can't someone please tell me!
I've been trying to figure it out
for what seems like an eternity.
Why is it that men
cannot understand a womans thinking?
Sorry to be so sexist
but I expect it's
all that drinking!
I have figured out one thing....
It's why men have more strength,
It is simply just to compensate
for what they lack in length.
Now don't get me wrong,
I love a big strong man,
but only very occasionally
when I can't open a can.
Give me a man
with a high intellect,
give him a mission
of cooking for the family
and see what you will get.
Why is it that men
think they are superior
because they are 'men'.
When this ridiculous theory
has been disproved
time and time again.
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Nagging Women
Why is it,
can you tell me,
why do women moan?....
They do it so much
that I highly expect,
they also do it when they're alone!
Why is it that women
chop and change their mind?
If you see one that doesn't,
well, then you must be blind!
Why is it women
say yes when they mean no?
It's to see how quick
you men are....
if you're quick
or if you're slow.
Why is it women
think all men are wrong?
Because we're on a different
hymn sheet....
They're singing the wrong song!
Why is it for women
that nothing's ever good enough?
The truth is,
that's just rubbish.....
We just like to make it tough.
Why is it that women
are seen as the weaker sex?
It's because men can't
figure us out.....
Because we're so complex.
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