Frustrating Men,Nagging Women

Why are men so frustrating? Can't someone please tell me! I've been trying to figure it out for what seems like an eternity. Why is it that men cannot understand a womans thinking? Sorry to be so sexist but I expect it's all that drinking! I have figured out one thing.... It's why men have more strength, It is simply just to compensate for what they lack in length. Now don't get me wrong, I love a big strong man, but only very occasionally when I can't open a can. Give me a man with a high intellect, give him a mission of cooking for the family and see what you will get. Why is it that men think they are superior because they are 'men'. When this ridiculous theory has been disproved time and time again. ______________________________________ ______________________________________ Nagging Women Why is it, can you tell me, why do women moan?.... They do it so much that I highly expect, they also do it when they're alone! Why is it that women chop and change their mind? If you see one that doesn't, well, then you must be blind! Why is it women say yes when they mean no? It's to see how quick you men are.... if you're quick or if you're slow. Why is it women think all men are wrong? Because we're on a different hymn sheet.... They're singing the wrong song! Why is it for women that nothing's ever good enough? The truth is, that's just rubbish..... We just like to make it tough. Why is it that women are seen as the weaker sex? It's because men can't figure us out..... Because we're so complex.