Fromage, James Tate Style

I once shocked you by my Queen Maud Fromage poem, remembering a time when the good Queen Maud choked on the heavy stuff. Her courtiers were about her suddenly, and Queen Maud was thumped on royal back most thoroughly... Thoroughly, yes thoroughly... I have it on good report. A doctor would not lie to me about Queen Maud, now, would he so? The event put Queen off the cheese for life and she forbade it in the larder or else her staff taste strife. --------------------------------------------- 10/13/2016 Contest - Give Me Your Best James Tate Sponsor - Space Cadet 4th place win