Friends Dont Let Friends Drunk Dial!

Friends don't let friends drunk dial or drunk text for some reason when alcohol mixes into the bloodstream it is like a "hit or miss" some people get drunk or tipsy and want to fight and talk s%*#! others have a sip of liquor or beer and everybody they encounter is their best friend I drink to have fun and KNOW my limits I can drink grown men under the table, and still maintain common sense I drink and have fun become the life of the party even! My only downfall is when i drink i have diarrhea of the mouth! I will tell u my whole life story and more u cannot get me to shut up Then i grab my phone and call or text the only person i swore i wouldn't and in the morning i look at my phone and see that i left a long text that can pass for a short story and I hold my head down. reluctantly read what i wrote the night before and then ask my girls "WHY DID U LET ME DO THIS" lol! My GUILTY PLEASURE... I LOVE TO WRITE, SO WHEN I GET A BIT TWISTED I EXPRESS MY FEELINGS WITH SO MUCH DETAILS HELD , CORRECTLY SPELLED AND NO WORRIES HELD BUT I EXPOSE MYSELF TO THOSE UNWORTHY AND UNDESERVING IGNORANT OR OBLIVIOUS TO THE OBVIOUS, AYUDAME! FOR I NEED HELP DO NOT LET ME TEXT OR CALL ANYONE WHEN UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE