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Freehold - At out of this World prices
Location, location, location!
A view that's truly out of this world!
Buy now! Prices are on the up and up,
Own your own piece of the Red Planet,
Turn your cosmic dreams into a reality pump.
Roll up! Roll up! To a crimson dawn,
Where sunsets blaze in purple and blue,
A penthouse by the great Olympus Mons
with a billion-dollar interplanetary view.
This opportunity is truly rare.
You'll never find a better lot anywhere,
with such fabulous, sky-high potential—
It's really, truly: Out of This World!
It's all Freehold title, so no lease to pay.
No body corporate fees to spoil your stay.
Take all the time you need—no rush, no fuss.
Modules are lined up to go on the launch pad!
You can do anything you want there.
No silly council rules to make you despair.
Trees, fountains, pools, tennis courts galore!
The future's all yours—who could ask for more?
Get in early, the lots are going real fast.
Forty-two already sold already this day passed!
We've had one hundred and thirty-seven
Enquiries in a single week— they're all gone!
Close to transport! Drone supplied!
All modules interconnect by Elon's Red-Tube Ride.
No need to step outside, if you don't want to!
Luxury designer space-suits all supplied to you!
Just perfect for investors! Can't you see?
Everyone's lining up to exit old tired Earth with glee
We're building new lifestyles, wealth and value!
Tomorrow! It's life Out There! Not stuck in Here!
Location, location, location!
A view that's truly out of this world!
Buy now! Prices are on the up and up,
Own your own piece of the Red Planet,
Turn your cosmic dreams into a reality pump.
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