Free Will Hath Limitations

expectant motherhood 
   doth generate aurorean
glowing halo, inducing 
   jubilant kickstarter lil bean, 

administering capitalone 
   earthlinked joyful lyft, 
   natural pheromone readying cerulean
tommorrow, venerated x2c gleam
zinging bounteous 

   dizzying feelings hormones houseclean
jackanapes leviathon nestling 
   pinterestinly interocean
reaching terminus vista 

   xing zee birth canal mien
doctor Fallopian 
   helps jiggle little nymphean
possibly ranking 

   topnotch venerated olympian 
x-ray zooms 
   bringing developed fetus healthily seen
joyful loving neuro
   logically plain resplent teen
knee weeny tiny 
   vaunted xpn zing baby dripping vasoline
like goo fully gesticulating happy jolly newborn.

Which miracle whipped purely by chance
given reason to the most orthodox 
   to sing and dance,
sans said singular biological 
   phenomenon does enhance

freshly minted parents, 
   or mommas and papas genetic grants
who already passed along 
   to a brood of offspring 
   gushing with excitement 
   akin to fire hydrants
spewing forth water 

   treasuring such Kodak moment, 
   cuz such instance
and subsequent tender 
   wonderful blessed 
   Instamatic reverent cherished instants
will zip at greased lightening speed lance

sing remembrance of things past 
   during twilight years, 
   an eye blink those yesterday, 
   and upon being centenarian, 

   doddering fogie gripping hold,
   hugging intensely, indubitably decrying
    how quickly of decades long ex pants
   didst elapse, when tendering 

   to a coliciky, finicky, 
   inscrutably lemony offspring
   wishing infant would grow up already, 

   now his tis aged father or mother 
   hood doth rants
at father time, he doth access 
   without a word an excel lent 
   power point demonstrattion 
   with near vertical line brevity
   of how mortality slants.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017



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