Free Will

God commanded Adam not to eat of the fruit of a certain tree, Because it would affect him and Eve quite badly. But the woman, tempted by the serpent, Ate of it one day, And not even her spineless husband Got in the way. And God asked Adam “Have you eaten of the forbidden tree?” Yes, It’s the woman’s fault, don’t you see? “Adam, why did you disobey? This I can’t excuse.” Umm,.. 'cause I respect a woman’s right to choose? “SO DO I. NOW YOU BOTH LOSE.”