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THE SECOND COMING OF AN IMMACULATE MIS-CONCEPTION I hear preachers claim that Jesus walks by my side Alas, Jesus has also lasciviously lied I can’t see Jesus with my very own eyes Yet with my eyes I read all of His lies The Bible promises that Jesus always protects me Until our Lord ultimately rejects me I know the Son Of Man is supposed to be my Lord But quite frankly by my Lord I am frightfully bored I am married to Jesus, at least that’s what I read in His Holy Word Yet now I seek the seclusion of divorce and the freedom of a flight blessed bird Jesus made a mansion for those he sets free Well Jesus would rather I live under a rotted and well-weathered tree Jesus healed the sick and also fed the poor As for me he has only a well slammed front door Jesus took water and in His chalice wine was made Only I was there and know He used a packet of grape Kool-Aid And if you tell me in His time Kool-Aid wasn’t even known I’ll tell you that Jesus created it for His use alone Jesus could have taken his act on the road But He wouldn’t have been so popular since David Copperfield can turn a tiger into a toad Jesus took fishes and loaves and fed a whole mess of folks Well you didn’t hear it from me but He also dispensed eggs with no yolks And when Jesus created mankind he made trillions of very sick jokes Yesterday I bought a Bible but it was way overpriced and that's another grievance i have with Jesus Christ They say He came for sinners and the righteous alike Well my lesbian sister knows that your Mary Magdalene was a hard core dike! © 2013….copyright...PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~