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Fraudian Slip


Don’t pardon those demockratory quips,
them dishonest mistakes
Unless you love
walking thru a field of verbal cow chips

Beware! Aye lips very often halitosis snip

Here is a rue unpardonable exit tip:
Brown nose aroma
is blew gaslight, pig methane lit lisp

Klepto kaboom air be a dung hole whiny dip

Oink noise travels so muddy morals quick — 
Laundered money echoes
radar register as a bat crazy, bombast blip

Motives contraire is err bound on a paper ego trip

‘Nocchio utterances are devious windbag equipped
These long nostril tones
fill vacuous space ‘tween the ears with jingle plastic

Pirate gasp fares exorbitantly moves the coin traffic

Oval thought bubbles have a carny bark grip:
Pilfer adorn pox troubles
will make you covid yourself
Verbal Bent ain’t nothing but a Fraudian slip

Rublecon double crossing share of blowback scrip

Usual Suspects don’t racket give a rap sheet rip
Plunder cover blown,
toothy alibis and enamel lies on a tear telly drip

Mice despair got toilet sold for crooked flush catnip

Cheshire cries steal boo hearts trending fear obit
As the covetous pleas
of pickpocket thieves
Take the vault temple with moneychanger surfeit

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020




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Date: 11/14/2020 4:52:00 PM
Some of your lines here are so hilarious I almost busted a gut. E.g., 'Usual Suspects don't racket give a rap sheet rip.' I wonder if others feel the same way. Your pen's on fire with clever insights, Freddie. Write on, flamethrower. Joy and Jubilation, Gershon
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Date: 11/11/2020 8:41:00 AM
Haha.. I wrote a poem called Freudian slip once.. I think that was the title.. You have a vivid imagination my friend..
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