Frantic Night

Chaos reigns, oh, such a sight, Kids are screaming, parents feuding fight. Turkey is spoiled, oven's on strike, Lightning struck, there's no light. The Bliss is so forlorn The Bliss is so forlorn The dog pissed on the presents One of many such awful events The cat's stuck to the star Its fur has begun to char The night of hell is born The night of hell is born Tommy was chased, the table felled All the food scattered expelled The entrees landed in Granny's lap Just when she was taking a nap. Silent Night is torn to scorn! Silent Night is torn to scorn! Still the tree lights twinkle A glitter of joy a sprinkle Despite the wrinkle and crinkle, I hear Kris Kringle's tinkle Frantic Night, Chaotic Night! Frantic Night, Chaotic Night!