Forty Seven Wants To Be Twenty Five

She is forty-seven, but insists on being with our twenty-five-year-olds. I have heard her in the office hallway begging to be invited to things. I will bring a really good present if you invite me to your wedding. I will buy a round of drinks if you let me come to your Friday night deal. How did a person arrive at forty-seven and not have friends? I am unsure why she is so needy, but she is in all of their social posts. Throwing hatchets, on a sail boat, at their baby showers. Her smile seems forced, but not as forced as the two next to her. If they did not invite her, would she stalk them? Wait outside their homes? Follow their cars to the event? Part of me says YES.