Fortune Teller Medium Tea Leaf Card Reader

I don't exactly know the how or why I can't even explain it But i have or was given a gift I am a fortune teller / medium I can read card's Decipher tea leaves Predict and tell the future And converse with the dead Wow can you talk to god as well ? Or are you in fact rather a fraudulent snake oil griffter con-artist Who scrapes a living off the insecurities and vulnerabilities of the longing and loss of the distraught Because otherwise you would know what lies ahead of you in your future And if as the saying goes payback and karma is a son of a dog Then may i suggest you take an eternity of treats with you for the journey because you are bound for a long old stretch in the dog house fed on a diet of humble pie