Sidney Hall Mad Poet Poet Rhyme

For Sale

I talked it over with Glen,
Me sole mate and imaginary friend
He said “Listen here me matey”
“It’s the best way for you in the end”

So as a close friend I took his advise, 
And to this day I wouldn’t think twice.
His so cool and calm and collected,
He has my best interest at heart, which is nice,

So if you go to me eBay page, 
You’ll see I’m up for sale.
An unwanted used lover,
A blind toothless moon bald male.

Me expiry date is only 10 years out,
With a left leg suffering from gout.
A sex crazed dribbling pervert, 
Who chases after every skirt.

A self confessed nymphomaniac,
A practicing megalomaniac.

It’s been a week since the ad
And one bid which I think is from Glen
He says 50 p is reasonable and all his willing to spend

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Poet Destroyer A November 21, 2012 at 10:19 PM SIDNEY ,, Stopping by to greet you and every other soup poet, with a special thank you comment, during this wonderful Thanksgiving season. Hope you do not mind the time I am taking to express my sincere appreciation for any support you have offered during the years, or time you have been here on the soup. I am deeply thankful and extend to you my best wishes for a happy and healthy Poetic Magical Thanksgiving Day. *Always & Forever, the Poet Destroyer; -*

Elizabeth Wesley June 11, 2012 at 3:25 PM Hi Sid, you are in my thoughts; I hope some of this difficulty is being resolved. Are you ok, would fee better if I knew. Love, Lizzie

Poet Destroyer A December 25, 2011 at 10:58 PM Sidney, hello... a nice write.., thank you for sharing.. May the magic of writing fill your days here on the soup. May all your dreams come true this holiday season. I hope you are enjoying the blessings that Christmas brings.. filling our hearts with hope and joy, just take care of yourself... once again enjoyed your poem,,always,..p.d.

Andrea Dietrich December 21, 2011 at 8:13 PM haha, this was super cute, Sidney. Did you really mean shirt chaser instead of skirt? I liked the word play on sole mate!! Hope you are having a happy Christmas season!

Lisa Cooper December 20, 2011 at 2:01 PM well at least your friend bid for ya...says a lot for a good friend lol I just love your sense of humor. many blessing to the coming holiday. I wrote several christmas poems please take the time to let me know what you think.... XXOO~Lisa

Gwendolen Song December 12, 2011 at 4:27 PM You and your funny imaginary friend...I went to your eBay page and it looks like some one took u up on your daily deal...lol. Great couplets..fun flow...Happy holidays, Gwendolen

Deck Fitzgerald December 10, 2011 at 2:59 PM Nice 1 Sidney lol Declan ...

Elizabeth Wesley December 10, 2011 at 2:38 PM I think you are pulling my leg (when allowed) - post a picture and I'll be able to say for sure you are too hard on yourself. You also have a wild sense of humor that keeps me off base. Fun!

Red Fiery December 8, 2011 at 8:42 AM u have talked abt a sad state of a heart with fun and ease ...only an artsist can do and u have done this. As always Sidney, I must say u have done great...cheers and plz dont feel bad abt what has happend with u

Germaine Elliott December 8, 2011 at 7:01 AM LOL too cute...entertainingly sad though...

Wilma Neels December 8, 2011 at 4:45 AM lol, I checked eBay, they said the page expired Sid!! :D sorry I just had too :) thanks for the laughter on my writes of late.. glad to see you back btw!!