For a Fee

For a fee, you can be Anything, you want to be For a fee, you can see What you wanna see For a fee, you can be free For a fee, you can own Without a note or a loan For a fee, you can have Whats all the rage For a fee, you can skip living in a cage For a fee, that felony you face Will get lost or misplaced For a fee, you can buy a job And be a leaderless slob For a fee, you can buy that ride To make strangers jealous and snicker on the side For a fee, you can have it all Live the good life and have a ball For a fee, life can be bought But without that fee You’re not worth a thought For me, I wish to be free of the fee Because as you can see It’s not worth being sought Eric (and sometimes not)