Follow Me To Happy Town

Hello, Stranger, Hello Friend. Want some joy that never ends? Follow me to Happy Town! Welcome unhappy thief, stuck up snob, mischevious rascal and clown. Step right up, do not be afraid. Our happy pool is truly first grade. The line was small, in spite of our shout. Too many were leery, so many had doubts. But the ones who believed stepped up and in line. There were two of them, so fierce and fine. We baptized them in the joy pool down from the hill, We gave them unlimited turns on the glorious slide of thrill. That was a month ago, but their happy attitudes and opinions are glowing still. They went skipping and hopping back to their regular day, their regular job, with their regular pay. Come here thieves, snobs, stuck ups, racists, and clowns. Arrive your way. Happy Town guarantees you can have a much better day!