Follicle Regression

As he brushed his golden locks, he detected something stressing. The skin around his noble forehead was inexorably progressing! (Politically correct types tend to call this "follicle regression!") Alarmed at this discovery, he suffered terrible depression! "Follicle regression", now that was a mysterious term to him. It left him totally confused and feeling somewhat grim. He consulted his Funk 'n Wagnalls for a simple definition. Alas, this august tome had no explanation for his condition! A visit to his barber further compounded his dismay. "The only solution I see for your plight is a nice toupee. Son, you have a very serious case of 'follicle regression'; I recommend you get a consult from the medical profession!" With his barber's observations he was not content. He sought his doc's advice concerning his predicament. "I have no remedies but this I'll say without hesitation; Follicle regressive types are very macho, if that's any consolation!" Tho' they insisted upon calling it "follicle regression", He never fully understood what they meant by that expression. Call it what you may, he was certainly not enthralled! To his utter consternation, simply said, he was going bald! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (© All Rights Reserved)