Fly On the Wall
Rep. Kevin McCarthy is powwowing
with Pro-Trump, QAnon-loving kook, Greene.
The big contentious meeting!
So is he taming Jezebel as we speak?
Nope, they're having a wonderful dinner,
eating with plastic utensils; no sharpened knives
to slice and dice each other up with.
Oh, and Greene keeps the job McCarthy gave her!
It's all love between the two!
They're playing thumb wars and patty-cake
and rhapsodizing about you know who, bantering about
who loves him more.
No raised voices, just friends "catching up"
The punishment? ha! What punishment?
That's up to the Senate Dems.
Sorry to report, McCarthy will not lower the boom
on controversial Greene and cross Corleone,
oops, excuse me, wrong Don!
They'll wrap their meeting
video-calling the right one,
and they'll exchange I-love-yous
Move along, folks.
There's nothing
to see here...
Date written: 02/02/2021
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