Flo

Gotta problem and nowhere to go.
Take a trip across the tracks and see old 
Flo.

She's not pretty and the only thing small 
about her is her feet.
But she's the best friend to every man she does meet.

If Mable aint able.
And your to drunk to get out from under 
the table. 

The hotel isnt a option when ya dont got
no money to blow.
Just knock three times and say hello to Flo.

Treat her good and treat her right.
And ya know Flo just might let ya 
spend the night.

Just drink up and take two asprin for 
your head.
Cause you know at Flo's theres only 
one bed.

In the morning  you best hit the road 
befor it turns bright.
Cause with a big woman who hasnt eat 
she just might bite.

And as you appear  beaten your friends must surely ask what some
already know.
That your in for a ruff night when ya spend it 
with Flo.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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July 3, 2009 at 8:38 PM
wow!! this poem made me laugh a good one i like these kind of poems just throw it out there. write on
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June 10, 2009 at 8:58 PM
Oh John! This is absolutely comical. I enjoyed the trip down the page friend.
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