Flamingo Amongst a Flock of Pigeons

Flamingo Amongst A Flock of Pigeons. . ‘’Be a flamingo In amongst a flock of pigeons’’ The caption read . Uhmm I thought As I scratched my head . Got the costume from Ebay It came the next day . So I stood in middle of town Amongst a flock of pigeons And straight away they flew away . I felt such a fool dressed in my flamingo suit But walking home through the zoo Suddenly I was in hot pursuit . I was mounted several times Before the ambulance arrived Please do not try this yourself At home I barely survived . Maybe I read the caption wrong It could have read ‘’Be a pigeon in a flock of flamingos’’ But if I did I’d probably be Dead. . ‘’ After I saw the caption, I saw nothing but flamingo Soft toys, mugs, T shirts, you name it. A few yearsago, it was ducks, last year, it was Magpies. What’s going on!!!!. Glad it wasn’t sparrows, I’d never get a costume to fit me. . Peter Dome©2020.