Peter Dome Poet I do not know?

Flamingo Amongst a Flock of Pigeons

Flamingo Amongst A Flock of Pigeons.
.
‘’Be a flamingo
In amongst a flock of pigeons’’
The caption read
.
Uhmm I thought
As I scratched my head
.
Got the costume from Ebay
It came the next day
.
So I stood in middle of town
Amongst a flock of pigeons
And straight away they flew away
.
I felt such a fool dressed in my flamingo suit
But walking home through the zoo
Suddenly I was in hot pursuit
.
I was mounted several times
Before the ambulance arrived
Please do not try this yourself
At home
I barely survived
.
Maybe I read the caption wrong
It could have read
‘’Be a pigeon in a flock of flamingos’’
But if I did
I’d probably be
Dead.
.
‘’ After I saw the caption, I saw nothing but flamingo Soft toys, mugs, T shirts, you name it.
A few yearsago, it was ducks, last year, it was Magpies.
What’s going on!!!!.
Glad it wasn’t sparrows, I’d never get a costume to fit me.
.


Peter Dome©2020.

♡Like0

Share Poem

---

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Jan Allison January 31, 2020 at 3:27 PM Hilarious Peter, you had me lsughing out loud:-) hugs jan xx Peter Dome January 31, 2020 at 3:30 PM hi Jan. been some time. hope you are keeping well. Thank you so much. I'm back from the dead. me thinks. X.