First Golf Lesson

Knees bent, slightly Right elbow in at side, tightly Squeeze buttocks, mightily Shoulders squared, rightly Chin tucked into neck, militarily -- Breathe in and out, warily Left arm ramrod straight, scarily Right arm looser, barely Head still, completely Feet shoulder width apart, neatly Now address the ball, discretely OK! Keep all those instructions firmly in mind, and just try and HIT THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF THAT TINY WHITE BALL -- without twisting yourself into a human pretzel ~ so sweetly