First Date

FIRST DATE He Was looking for A one- night-stand type of girl Girl who unlike Monica Wanna get down the first night She Was looking for The marriage type One who was prepared To put the ring On her finger But nobody knew Indeed, Nobody knew Each other’s motive Until their first date He was wearing a vest Alright She was wearing yoga pants Ok But nobody knew Indeed, Nobody knew each other’s secret Until their first date She Had become tired Of masturbating She was in need of a man To compliment her life He Had grown weary of his wife’s rantings About how small his ***** was And he needed to proove He was still a man Man enough To make a woman sob During lovemaking But nobody knew each other’s secret Indeed, Nobody knew each other’s secret Until their first date The waiter asked for the bill And he had sipped one too many So instead of giving him The ten dollar bill in his right pocket He fumbled for the left And handed him a pack of Trojan Ultra Thin Latex 10/8/2017