Caren Krutsinger Poet List

First Date

Polished shoes. Check.

Bathed. Check.

Brushed hair one hundred strokes. Check.

Used deodorant.  Check.

Re-did lipstick five times. Check.

Re-did eye make up twice. Check.

Changed clothes. Check.

Looked in the mirror. Check.

Twirled in the mirror. Check.

Changed clothes.  Check.

Looked in the mirror. Check.

Twirled in the mirror. Check.

Took off this outfit and put on the first outfit. Check.

Honey, your date's here!

Just a second, Mom.

Change clothes two more times.  Check.
 
Put the first outfit on again. Check.

Close closet door so you cannot see the mirror. Check.

Go downstairs and rescue your date from the hot seat. Check.

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M. L. Kiser December 2, 2018 at 8:13 PM Ha! He should be too exhausted after all of that to go on the date. That was great! Caren Krutsinger December 2, 2018 at 10:03 PM And have you ever seen a teenager's bedroom after they get ready for one measly date?

Rhona Mcferran November 30, 2018 at 6:23 PM I LOVE this utterly hilarious checklist!!! FAV! ;D What an absolutely TRUE riot! hahahaha Caren Krutsinger November 30, 2018 at 11:27 PM I had three daughters, and I have 6 granddaughters, so I sort of "remember" when I see their rooms.

Michelle Faulkner November 30, 2018 at 12:30 PM Give everyone who reads your delightful poem a great big smile - double check! Caren Krutsinger November 30, 2018 at 3:13 PM It is weird how many clothes end up on the floor, on the bed, and then we go back to the first thing we had on.

Kim Rodrigues November 30, 2018 at 7:29 AM Great! Now usually the outfit that first draws you in, is the right one! I laugh when my husband says: So what tie do you like better. I figured out I didn’t like any of them when he finally bought a great one! Caren Krutsinger November 30, 2018 at 3:14 PM It is weird to me how many clothes I have that have NEVER been worn, passed over for some of my favorites which I have had for 10 to 25 years!