Fired

My doctor said, "Take a pill and call me in the morning". I'm no medic, but I think I took the wrong pill. My wife said, "Learn to listen to your body and obey it". I said, "I'm hard of hearing and my body speaks quietly". My Cardiologist says, "Your heart will talk to you if you should drink a lot of caffeine coffee or soft drinks". My boss called and said, "Don't blame the daylight or morning star if you should decide to watch TV all night". My new car said, "I demand that you keep me mobile". She was well pleased after I drove her 150 miles. At half-past midnight I said, "Please don't bother me, I am very busy eating pizza, pie, and drinking Pepsi". After a wonderful night, I fell asleep this morning at 7:30. My boss called again at 10 am to tell me that I was fired. 061220PSCtest, Sleepless, Carolyn Devonshire. 3P