Fire Facial

Fire Facial The newest rage in China Is something I confess That needs to be reported That needs to get some press It’s called a “fire facial” And it’s the hottest thing They simply light your face on fire God – that sure must sting They say it burns off “dull” skin But I bet it burns off hair And your eyebrows and eyelashes Might not still be there It also cures the common cold And obesity’s reduced The one thing that it doesn’t give Is common sense a boost I for one will keep “dull” skin And eyebrows as they are This latest beauty treatment I think has gone too far 5/6/13