Fire Facial
Fire Facial
The newest rage in China
Is something I confess
That needs to be reported
That needs to get some press
It’s called a “fire facial”
And it’s the hottest thing
They simply light your face on fire
God – that sure must sting
They say it burns off “dull” skin
But I bet it burns off hair
And your eyebrows and eyelashes
Might not still be there
It also cures the common cold
And obesity’s reduced
The one thing that it doesn’t give
Is common sense a boost
I for one will keep “dull” skin
And eyebrows as they are
This latest beauty treatment
I think has gone too far
5/6/13
Copyright © Mike Dailey | Year Posted 2013
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