Fingers In My Ears

I was accidentally eavesdropping While I was grocery shopping When my ears started popping Over by the produce section I heard about a supposed connection Between "The End" and the election I thought to myself "Wow... I don't mean to be holier than thou But, did you say that out loud?" Let's not give him that much credence He's certainly no antecedent To everything we think is decent I stopped myself and remembered I wanted to forget about this November So I marveled at the fruit in all its splendor