Final Fate

Final Fate

Exercise formally forecasted final fate
Which was to increase her heart rate
Determine what is a possible excuse
For weight trying and starting to lose.

Part was dance while other exercise
But kept creating excuses and alibis
Weight loss is something I really hate
Until tomorrow or next day she will wait.

Putting was programmed into her brain
While on body weight still will remain
So she started changing subject as of late
Over to my posture which wasn't so great.

Sound familiar? How come all of us husbands
become victims of marital stress scapegoat
syndrome anyway?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Mehta Avatar
September 17, 2014 at 9:39 AM
Fine humor flows through out the write on final fat ,James
Horn Avatar
September 17, 2014 at 4:12 PM
Horrors. I left out off after putting. Fat is a taboo word in the English language and has been stricken from my vocabulary. There is only one word wore that that one and it is "UGLY." You never mention either one of those words around your wife so I just found out. Jim Horn
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