Figuring Out Your Dream Job

Want a job that includes oodles of math? No math, despise math. Math Phooey! No public speaking, I'd rather not be noticed. Or running for office, wanting lots of votes? Monday through Fridays only please. Or I'll work nights only so I can sleep late Working only on Wednesdays is usually not an option. Work alone? Work with a partner? Work as a team? She'll be the boss, he'll woo the boss, we'll hide from the boss. Make my own hours, please. Or I'll work any schedule you say as long as I can have coffee. I want a frantic, frenzied, busy day because it goes faster. A slower pace for me, if you please. I want to nap if the truth be told. Work with computers? No computer work! Minimal computer work Figuring out your dream job is clearly a difficult assignment.