Figures of Speech

Birds of a feather
Here's mud in your eye
Change like the weather
What money can't buy
Right as rain
Picking a bone
I can't complain
Dumb as a stone
Chewing the rag
We're in the same boat
It's in the bag
Frog in your throat
When push comes to shove
Out of your gourd
As white as a dove
Praise the Lord
Life's a beach
Potty train
These are figures of speech
Attacking my brain
Stubbed your toe
Peace of mind
Wouldn't you know
Two of a kind
Piece of ****
High as a kite
Get off the tit
She's outta sight
Up yours
Thing of the past
The great outdoors
Built to last
Cut the chord
Rain off a duck
Sharp as a sword
Pass the buck
Light as a feather
Wouldn't you know it
Under the weather
I knew you'd blow it
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Dupins Avatar
April 22, 2017 at 11:33 AM
Awesome idea, Robert! This is a great poem. Hey, somebody had to say it! :) 7+
Padmore Avatar
April 22, 2017 at 6:03 PM
Thank you so much my friend, sometimes I like to have fun with poetry, your too kind
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