ferns wanted a fey mascot

Ferns were sad. They wanted their own fey mascot. Lily had a faerie Marigolds had a brownie Mushrooms had a pixie Elms had an elf Why are we the only ones without a mascot? Ferns told everyone about their dilemma. A faerie from middle earth heard their plight. She had wanted to move to a new place for some time. She arrived on a Tuesday, announcing she was the fern faerie. Causing a bit of a problem As now geranium, crepe myrtle, moss, and tree bark wanted one too.