Joseph May Poet Limerick

Feeling Worried - Collaboration

Britain's Prime Minister, with charm and appeal
   Visited Trump to work out a deal
 But in a gesture unplanned
   Trump held her hand
 She was worried he'd steal a feel!

 I hear Teresa May had planned
   To hold President Trump's right hand
 Despite his best hope 
   Don Trump couldn't grope
 The moron he ought to be banned
              -Jan Allison-

 The Donald gave Teresa a squeeze
   To herself she thought what a sleaze
     But he was surprised
    When between her thighs
  He found balls as big as his knees
             -Daniel Turner-

   On her rump he placed his right hand
 Swore as they listened to the band
    A night in the sack
  I'll give Boston back
  And pay all the taxes as planned
               -Tim Smith-
 
 The Donald was conceited and thought he was all that
   He put some moves on Teresa and it was so whack
        Now his ego is not inflated
          He's not so longer elated
   Now his ego is in intact. a has been mack
                       -Alexis Y.-

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Andrea Dietrich January 29, 2017 at 8:19 PM oh wow, some good and very funny ones in here. Daniel's cracked me up the most!! Joseph May January 30, 2017 at 7:39 AM Thank you Andrea...they're all very funny...

Tim Smith January 28, 2017 at 12:18 PM On her rump he placed his right hand.... swore as they listened to the band....A night in the sack...I'll give Boston back...And pay all the taxes as planned Joseph May January 28, 2017 at 1:05 PM Hahaha..Thank you Tim

Daniel Turner January 28, 2017 at 9:07 AM The Donald gave Teresa a squeeze, To herself she thought what a sleaze, but he was surprised, when between her thighs, He found balls as big as his knees Jan Allison January 28, 2017 at 12:00 PM She's got more balls than many male politicians lol :-) hugs Jan xx Joseph May January 28, 2017 at 9:18 AM Hahaha ..I will add this one Daniel..Thanks

Jan Allison January 28, 2017 at 8:09 AM I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND I hear Theresa May had planned To hold President Trump’s right hand Despite his best hope Don Trump couldn’t grope This moron he ought to be banned :-) Hope this is ok Joseph:-):-) hugs Jan xx Jan Allison January 28, 2017 at 8:36 AM How could I resist a challenge like that lol:-) hugs jan xx Joseph May January 28, 2017 at 8:32 AM This is great Jan..Thank you..

Anne-Lise Andresen January 28, 2017 at 7:59 AM - I'd be worried me too - 01/21/2017 "- A President Is Not Good - " my last D.T. poem - Lovely weekend, Joseph - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Joseph May January 28, 2017 at 4:46 PM Thank you Sunshine..have a great weekend

Jan Allison January 28, 2017 at 7:31 AM ha ha ha I saw that Joseph she was dressed in vampish red too lol:-) hugs Jan xx Jan Allison January 28, 2017 at 8:09 AM see above - how could I resist that challenge lol:-) xxx Joseph May January 28, 2017 at 7:37 AM Thanks Jan...hope you will write about it too, or add to this one