Fashion Victims

There is a new fashion range Launching in the spring And if you are of certain bent Then for you it’s just the thing There will be corduroy trousers With a very high waist And knitted sleeveless sweaters To suit every taste Jackets will be of Harris Tweed With leather elbow patches Shirt collars will button down On a tie that never matches So when will these hit the shops? Is that the question I hear? Be patient it will be with us soon And it’s known as Boffin wear