Farting In My Ear

Feeling somewhat icky trying to keep my peace
Annoying, stinky farts never do you cease
Rude and vulgar every time I’m near
Talking and farting in my ear
I know it’s all on purpose just to eerk my nerve
Never farting in pubic or around the kids, you serve 
Gross farts to start a fight, cut it out!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2008

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Washington Avatar
May 26, 2009 at 11:34 AM
haha veryyyyy funni reminds me of my little fart monster for a baby sister haha thanks for making me laugh keep it up=]]TinkBabyy
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December 16, 2008 at 10:18 AM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! HEHE Gd one...Sara...
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