Farmer Fred Don'T Dance

Farmer Fred and his light of love Nancy
Decided to go to the New Year’s Eve dancey
He hitched up his sleigh to good old Clancy
Then got himself cleaned up and dressed all fancy
Fred was feeling just a wee bit antsy
He wanted the evening to be romancey
They arrived at the dance and met his friend Yancy
Soon they were on the dance floor feeling dancey
Fred was boogying and being quite prancey
When he blew out the seam of his britches so fancy
And the whole world saw his pink underpantsies
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Wolf Avatar
January 9, 2021 at 7:02 PM
Aw, Fred, I just hate when that happens! lol. Cheers, Kenneth! :) gw
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January 8, 2021 at 1:58 PM
Funny and unexpected ending Kenneth! Enjoyed your lighthearted monorhyme today ~ John
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