Farmer Fred Don'T Dance

Farmer Fred and his light of love Nancy Decided to go to the New Year’s Eve dancey He hitched up his sleigh to good old Clancy Then got himself cleaned up and dressed all fancy Fred was feeling just a wee bit antsy He wanted the evening to be romancey They arrived at the dance and met his friend Yancy Soon they were on the dance floor feeling dancey Fred was boogying and being quite prancey When he blew out the seam of his britches so fancy And the whole world saw his pink underpantsies