Fabian's Greatest Hits

It helps to be blessed with interior lines. While your enemy struggles to co-ordinate, Your units will be able to shift easily To provide mutual support where needed. It helps that the enemy’s supply train Will become its Achilles’ Heel. Draw them on with deceptive tactics And make their time in country hard. It helps to be fighting on familiar ground. Like playing war in your own backyard. Change all the road signs and jam GPS. Hit-and-run is the plan of the day. It helps that the world sees your courage And applauds your will to resist. The dictator’s boot will get polished for sure When it’s finally shoved up his ass. THIS SPACE RESERVED FOR QUINTUS FABIUS MAXIMUS, CUNCTATOR