Excuse My Illegible Typing

If my typing seems illegible some times I tend slant it to the left or the right, Forgive me if you cannot read it, Let me know please don’t get up tight. See I was born with this left-handedness, And I am not to blame. I take after by poor old dad, Who suffered from it just the same. It is all to do with how you place your key board, I face mine left instead of straight in front of me. This gives the letters a right hand slant, Look closely at the screen and you will see. So now if your eyes have gone all squint, And you’ve read and done all I ask. Then you just as insane as me, For this insanity test you can give yourself a pass.