Evildoers Afoot

Look in the chamberpot There you will find Some agent of darkness The Foul Fiend left behind The sordid element The secrets they keep And the dank crannies Wherein they do creep There is no sin so scarlet That they will not partake They would pawn their own mothers For foul pharmacy's sake Note that these scoundrels Have fallen from grace Even beasts of the field Loath the sight of their face Hail thee, dear friend! And be Utmost alert For drug fueled thieves Lurk unseen in the dirt And most of all, Attend! To safekeep your very life Madmen in the shadows Delight in your strife