The Whiskey Taster’s Flavor Guide

Every Body's Nose

Humans.

Other Mammals Aren’t Impressed,
They Can Smell A Tasty Morsel
Hours Away, And How Safe It Is
And Everything In Between, With
A Well-Weighted Risk...

Ok, Birds, Too, Reptiles, Uhhh...
Molluskz... Any Body... Butt
Human Noses Suck.
And Not In A 
Goooood Wayyyy....

Even Cats, Those Mad
Inter-Dimensional Bandids
Are A Little Surprised,
By The In-Effectiveness
Of Our Size... Even A
Goofy Goose Could
Do Better With A
Meaty Honker Like That.

-Gray Squirrel

11-01-2025
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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November 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Band-Aids or Band-It's; Butt You Done Ban-Did!
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