Eskimo Joe and Nebraska Flo

Eskimo Joe took a liking to Nebraska Flo His bro said, oh, no, not her, no, no, Joe! When Joe was with Flo, they each had a glow Bright as flashing bulbs at a Kansas light show Love for each other continued to grow Joe helped Flo plant, weed, garden, rake and hoe Their romance was fast, it was never slow Flo showed Joe how to use a crossbow He refused to kill a buck or a doe But their love was intense, there was no kind of woe His friends and her friends, his foe and her foe These lovebirds got married in Tijuana, Mexico.