Geoffrey Brewer Poet Epitaph

Epitaph For George - a Lethal Wind

EPITAPH - A LETHAL WIND

Here lies George, the sad deceased

Victim of flatulence released

The result: he would expire

Stood before an open fire


Geoffrey Brewer
15 Sept 2018

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Barbara Barry-Nishanian September 20, 2018 at 11:17 PM Victim...You...are too funny. What else in that mind of your? Congrats. Geoffrey Brewer October 14, 2018 at 11:37 AM You don’t want to know! Thanks for the kind comment, Barbara.

Sandra Haight September 18, 2018 at 7:44 PM I am back again, Geoffrey, to congratulate you on your well-deserved win for your very funny and clever Epitaph! Sandra :) Geoffrey Brewer September 19, 2018 at 5:12 AM Thanks again, Sandra.

Jan Allison September 18, 2018 at 2:40 PM Very witty Geoffrey, I also wrote about farting for the contest lol:-) hugs Jan xx Geoffrey Brewer September 19, 2018 at 5:11 AM Always a popular subject! Yours deserved the highest place in the contest, Jan. Geoffrey Brewer September 19, 2018 at 5:01 AM Always a popular subject! Thanks, Jan.

Line Gauthier September 18, 2018 at 12:50 PM Back with congrats on your fine win, Geoffrey. Geoffrey Brewer September 19, 2018 at 4:59 AM Thanks again, Line

Jesse Rowe September 18, 2018 at 12:20 PM Poor George! All his life up in smoke - as it were. Congrats on your top 10 placement in my contest. Geoffrey Brewer September 19, 2018 at 4:45 AM Thank you for the placement, Jesse.

Silent One September 18, 2018 at 5:10 AM Congrats on POTD Geoffrey.. Geoffrey Brewer September 19, 2018 at 4:44 AM Thanks, Silent One.

Constance La France September 17, 2018 at 10:33 PM Geoffrey, congratulations on your poem of the day with this funny Epitaph poem. Very creative. Geoffrey Brewer September 19, 2018 at 4:42 AM Thank you, Dear Heart.

Connie Marcum Wong September 17, 2018 at 5:31 PM Great title for your funny winning poem Geoffrey! Congratulations on having your Epitaph poem honored with POTD! : ) Geoffrey Brewer September 19, 2018 at 4:40 AM Many thanks, Connie.

Marilyn Williams September 17, 2018 at 1:26 PM Cute! but sad. I love it. Congrats on your POTD. Geoffrey Brewer September 19, 2018 at 4:39 AM Thank you, Marilyn.

Gershon Wolf September 17, 2018 at 1:19 PM Good one, Geoffrey. Don't light a match to it ever. ~ Gershon Geoffrey Brewer September 19, 2018 at 4:37 AM Tanks Gershon, I’ll try and remember that.

Winged Warrior September 17, 2018 at 12:23 PM Congrats!!! on POTD! Geoffrey...a very exploding release lol...love & air...^WW^ Geoffrey Brewer September 19, 2018 at 4:36 AM Many thanks, Warrior.

Brandy Nicole September 17, 2018 at 11:53 AM Lol. Watch out for open flames, especially when passing a lethal wind. George should have known that. :) Congratulations Geoffrey, on Poem of the Day. ~ Brandy Geoffrey Brewer September 19, 2018 at 4:34 AM Thanks, Brandy. The same could be said for your eponymous beverage!

Freddie Robinson Jr. September 17, 2018 at 11:07 AM Super funny poem, Geoffrey! Kudos on POTD. Your pen cuts the cheese well. May love light your path in life always. Romantic Warrior Geoffrey Brewer September 19, 2018 at 4:20 AM Thank you Freddie. As long as the writing is not cheesy!

Sandra Haight September 17, 2018 at 10:28 AM Haha, very clever and funny, Geoffrey! Congrats on your POTD! Sandra Geoffrey Brewer September 19, 2018 at 4:19 AM Thanks, Sandra

Warren Doll September 17, 2018 at 9:36 AM I can't stop laughing. Congratulations on POTD, Geoffrey. Geoffrey Brewer September 18, 2018 at 3:16 PM Thanks, Warren

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart September 17, 2018 at 8:18 AM Tee hee! GOOD ONE! Congrats on potd :) xomo Geoffrey Brewer September 18, 2018 at 2:57 PM Thanks, Maureen.

John Lawless September 17, 2018 at 7:15 AM the flame weren't to blame.....nice one Geoffrey Geoffrey Brewer September 18, 2018 at 2:55 PM The exposure brought closure....Thanks, John

Lisle Ryder September 17, 2018 at 6:56 AM Nice one Geoffrey. I believe it can happen to internal gases even without standing next to an open fire. Geoffrey Brewer September 18, 2018 at 2:10 PM Personal experience? Thank you, Lisle.

Maria Williams September 17, 2018 at 5:21 AM Tut Tut~ What was George thinking standing next to an open fire? Way to go Geoffrey, and congratulations on your POTD....Maria :) Geoffrey Brewer September 18, 2018 at 2:09 PM Thanks, Maria.

Andrea Dietrich September 15, 2018 at 8:08 PM haha. Outstanding humor. I can't post mine yet. I need to make it more succinct like yours. Geoffrey Brewer September 18, 2018 at 2:05 PM Thanks, Andrea. I look forward to reading your...No! No! Not that! ... your poem.

Line Gauthier September 15, 2018 at 8:24 AM What a way to go! Good one, Geoffrey. Geoffrey Brewer September 15, 2018 at 9:33 AM With a bang! Thanks Line.