Epitaph

sagger maker’s bottom knocker from barnsley
one of the last of a now dead trade
famed for his skill and precision
where ever saggers had been made
forced to redundancy’s scrap heap
by world wide non demand of his skill
lack of money and self respect
made him tired and physically ill
took up dwile flonking in somerset
became a regular girter of the team
but regular skilled work remained
his great and longed for dream
flonked by a wanton driveller thrust
which he sadly failed to catch
led to his early demise
and an unfinished match
so take note passing stranger
of his sad demoralising tale
a tragic life so swadged short 
by dwile flonking and real ale
he rests beneath this stone
his driveller in his hand
the finest sagger maker’s bottom knocker
ever seen in this fair land
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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October 24, 2022 at 6:12 AM
I had to look it up ! I learned something new today. Thanks Terry.
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October 25, 2022 at 1:27 AM
Love these quaint names Wendy - Dwile Flonking flows so well off the tongue, and as f0r Sagger Maker"s Bottom Knocker, well, you just can't make it up.
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