Entitlement

There was pity for one second for the victim in this case, when 'Hilly', 'Bee' and me were walking to our drinking place. We were slobbering in thought for what keeps us all afloat, then 'Hilly's' eyes flew open wide - "Is that a hundred dollar note!" A hundred 'bucks' was lying there upon the unknown nature strip. 'Should we hand it in' 'Bee' mentioned with a quivered bottom lip, but the vote was three to zero when 'Hilly' mentioned that the 'brass', "Would buy a slab of VB plus half an ounce of 'grass". 'Bee' and I ain't into drugs but seeing 'Hilly' found the cash, we brought ourselves the VB and let 'Hilly' buy his 'stash', then walked to the Catholic Church and sat around the back, where we drank our first three cans and 'Hilly' opened up his 'pack'. I watched him lick his papers, and stick together three or four, and roll his 'grass' just like a 'snag' but then he broke the law. He lit the 'joint' and took a drag, but then went 'glassy eye', and from this point was senseless, and believed that he could fly! Not only did he flap his wings; 'Hilly' thought that it was hot, and stripped down to his birthday suit displaying what he's got. 'Bee' and I laughed at his antics 'til he ran out on the street, and done his style of ballet dancing 'round, everyone he'd meet. No matter how we tried to help him 'Hilly' stuffed the plan, with a big grin on his dial and shouting out 'peace man!' It might be alright for 'Hilly' thinking all the worlds at peace, but that became a different matter with intrusion of p'lice. Because we're in the company of a bloke whose floating high, the coppers threw us in the van for what I don't know why! But said they wanted statements from the pair of us, that's all, while 'Hilly' stumbled out some garble 'bout making a phone call. Now under legal obligation 'Hilly' dialed and then he spoke, and in a very short time at the desk there stood a bloke. The copper said, "Are you the lawyer, for that doped up dill?" "No" the bloke replied - "I've got pizza's here for David Hill".