Enough Said the Male Bird To His Wife

Ye…. Bu…. Ye.. Woman, shut your trap I can’t get a word in edge ways because of your flap Let me speak and you will see It was another bird having an affair who looked like me Shut your clanging man hole, for goodness sake Me head is splitting, give me a break Now you will suffer from lockjaw As I clamp your beak with my left claw Who the hell is this other female bird? I would not cheat on you that would be absurd Look around we all look alike Do something useful like loose weight, get a bike If you keep making a scene I’ll take a hike Don’t you dare flap your wings at me With your tweet, tweet, tweet twittering Leave me alone, get a life Oh forgive me madam, wrong wife… ** Francine Roberts’ contest**