Dakarai Cobb Poet Sonnet

Enemies of the Sonnet Man-The Ex-Girlfriend

My worse enemy was my last girlfriend,
Which is something that I had to admit,
But the relationship was a world wind
Of emotions that gave me a fit.
When I first pursued this girlfriend-to-be,
Maybe I was a bit over zealous.
Eventually, I found out that she
Used me to make two other guys jealous.
A restraining order had to be served,
Because I tried to bury the "lady,"
But was that what The Sonnet Man deserved,
Considering that she drove me crazy.
       I hope she loses her hair and gets fat,
       Then I can say, "That is the end of that!"

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Poet Destroyer A June 8, 2010 at 5:15 PM LoL, love this not the poem, your x-girlfriend. ((restraining order)) that cracled me up. I am starting to see a bit what a Sonnet is. By the time I am done reading many of your poems, i will write a Sonnet my self,..tata,..p.d.