Embarrassment Cleanup

Embarrassing, so embarrassing, what will I do? The things I've done my whole life through! I'll reverse the hairdryer and vacuum them up. I'll mix them with the dog food and feed it to the pup. What a mess, oh, what a mess, I reversed the flow. Embarrassing things now float around like snow. I pray to the lord in heaven that nobody sees. It's like one big gargantuan, embarrassing sneeze. Old grandpa, silly grandpa, have you lost your mind? You're as crazy as a coot and a loon, combined. This is no place for an ancient, befuddled gnome. We are going to have to put you into a home.