Else If
//Else If
#include < iostream.h >
int main (void) //like you, really
{
cout << “As if you still make sense” << endl;
float you = .0000001; //like this bit here
//or whatever fits. Nicely.
double fcuk = 0.0; //assigning value is of good practice
cout << “Please enter the fcuks you give: “;
cin >> you; //so as not to give too much fcuk
fcuk = you;
cout << “fcuks given: “ << you<< endl;
//or thoughts to it
//or whatever fits.
while (i_do_not_really_care)
{
if (you > 1) //try to sound nice
{
cout << “it will just echo of “ << **** << “numbers of you“ << endl;
cout << “nothing odd, nothing“ << endl;
}
else if (you == 0) //stay put and shut up
{
cout << “I will really prefer this,“ << endl;
cout << “this non-existence of yours, ours“ << endl;
}
else if (you < 1) //ideally,
{
cout << “just walk away.“ << endl;
cout << “...” << endl;
cout << “...” << endl;
}
else
{
cout << “please, I beg of it” << endl;
cout << “of this. << endl;
}
} /*
i_do_not_really_care, really,
otherwise this will make
sense of things mundane, of
you, of us. Why not just end
this, and by all this, never
*/
return 0;
} //?
March 7, 2013
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