Electricity

Dear Electricity. Could you please allow me to call you Electra? I feel it gives you more respect with a little extra. Electra, you have been most needful and useful in my life, but honestly, you have always been a mystery to me. I have never wanted to live a single day without you. Although you are never to be heard, tasted, smelt, or seen, I sense you by way of feeling if, God forbid, I touch you. Electra, your electrifying powers turn turbines by the millions. Your awesome energy lights up the world of billions of mortals. Your character is amazingly warming, but never very touching; Because your massive and energetic powers are inherently shocking. Electra, you can be healing, but you also facilitate dates with death. That is why when we were just kids, we learned to never touch you. I have learned to commune with you without one voluntary touch. Most sincerely, Baruch