Election Day

“Election Day” by: Eric L. Boddie By plane, train, bus, car or boat I’ll travel the Earth to win your vote I can’t say when I’ll finish, but I know when I’ll start From this day forward, I’ll be campaigning for your heart If elected, I’ll serve you well to the best of my ability I’ll deliver your heart to a state of tranquility There will be no new taxes on your emotions and things there of I’ll do everything within my power to erase your deficit of love I don’t have a foreign policy, you are my only concern Home always comes first, that’s what the other candidates must learn And in the event of war, you are mine to defend For your honor I will fight until the very end Healthcare will be provided, and your economy is sure to flourish I’ll work my fingers to the bone to ensure that you are well nourished Your soul will be educated through love, respect and dedication I’ll declare everyday a holiday for you to show my appreciation So when Election Day comes, just who will you choose I’m the best man for your heart, with me, you can’t lose