Electing the New Pope

electing the new pope (conversation between two cardinals) christian child molester with “holy” guise #1: “psst…has joey been locked up in the cage (vatican)? has he been put in a safe place where he can’t be heard, where his senile ramblings won’t reveal how many little boy’s that we’ve raped & molested?” christian child molester with “holy” guise #2: “yes, i think he’s done with his waving & tearing eyes, he has done his last praying hands, he has been shuffled off somewhere where he won’t be found out.” christian child molester with “holy” guise #1: “has he been cleaned up? i mean, is all the evidence gone? we don’t want any traces of the little boy’s DNA, we don’t want it getting out that joey was just like the rest of us.” christian child molester with “holy” guise #2: “i understand.” christian child molester with “holy” guise #1: “i certainly hope you understand, because we have to get another old shriveled up, white haired, babbler up there quick, before easter you know.” christian child molester with “holy” guise #2: “certainly.” christian child molester with “holy” guise #1: “because you know the catholics of the world can’t be without their little figurehead on their little day of illusions…” christian child molester with “holy” guise #2: “of course not. we wouldn’t want that! (laughing)” christian child molester with “holy” guise #1: (laughing with him) “the herd needs a shepherd, or they might start think for themselves & toss out the whole thing.”